Its really none of my business...

But Im going to vent anyways.

So there are these two couples, four people, that I know...through a friend of a friend...anyways these two couples are married...we will call them...Brian and Cara-Lee..and Rick and Sherry...I dont know much about Brian and Cara-Lee but I was under the impression that they we're totally in love. She was going to Medical school in a different state so she was away from Brian a lot. But when they were together they were deeply in love with each other.  She was never nice to me but I didnt care, I never really liked her either...she thought she was better then everyone...which was not the case...she was a bitch and talked about people behind their backS. Now Rick and Sherry are high school sweethearts. They met in school and they got married..had two children and were living out their happily ever after until Brian and Cara-Lee stepped in. Brian and Rick were best friends and so was Cara-Lee and Sherry. Brian and Cara-Lee would frequent to Rick and Sherrys house because they live on a nice lake and they also like to pretend they are in their teens-when in reality they are in their late twenties and late thirties...So Rick and Cara-Lee would stay up late every time they were together, even after their spouses would go in to sleep..and they would just "talk" (Im sure that was all they did)....but anyway long story short they are both getting divorced because Rick and Cara-Lee aRE selfish jerks who dont think about anyone but themselves. Brian wanted to have kids and a life with Cara-Lee..But all Cara-Lee wanted was to Break up the marriage of Rick and Sherry. I feel awful for Sherry and Brian. I know they are devastated because BOTH of their spouses are now together..

So all I really want to say is...even tho you are a doctor you are still a BITCH. Brian was probably the best thing that has ever happened to you and you are throwing it away...for what, Rick?! A Balding, cocky, selfish, doesnt give a shit about any thing, almost 40 year old man who is cheating on his wife with you? Sorry honey....if he cheated with you....he will cheat on you. He will find a younger version of you and you will be out on your ass...And you won't have anyone to blame but yourself because you threw Brian out like yesterdays dish water. After he has tried countless times to work things out with you , even after you have cheated on him and repeatedly lied to him. YOU ARE RIDICULOUS AND YOU CLEARLY DON'T HAVE A HEART!

And I know only God can judge you but I am pretty hot about all this.

Too Bossy?!

Haylee has been in school for about two months now. Which means PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCES!!! So today being my day off we had stayed in our pjs all day. I got dressed but not too dressed up, I didn't want to seem too eager! I left plenty of time to get there, I was a little nervous because I know what Haylee is like..


I get to her class like 10 minutes early. uughhh so I stall by talking on the phone...then I walk as slowly as possible into the building...but it's like freezing out, so not too slowly. I look at my phone and see I still have 5 minutes! I stop in the bathroom, go pee, wash my hands, check my teeth, check my nose for boogers. I check my phone and IT'S TIME!!! I silence my phone, take a deep breath and walk into Haylee's class room. By this time I have all but giving my self a stroke by working myself up! Her teacher is so nice! So we sit down at a miniature table where Haylee's papers are already sitting! The first thing she says is they gave her an assessment test sometime within the past week and Haylee is doing great(And then I hear the 3 letter word that I CAN'T STAND..), BUT...lately she has been a little bossy! She likes to "be the teacher" and when the other kids aren't listening, she often yells at them to be quite! My first thought is UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! but then I think about it, and that can be worked on! The teacher also says "Haylee knows all of her colors, shapes, and numbers, and half of the letters in the alphabet!!!" Which I then think "YESSSS, my kid is a super genius!!!" I might have jumped a little on that one because she still eats her boogers...but whatever! 


So long story short; she is bossy and likes to yell,which I already knew..because I live with her, AND she is a child genius! So good job Haylee! You're doing a great job and I couldn't be more proud of her! I love you Haylee!! Keep up the good work! 


Now all I need her to do is Sleep in her own bed all night long...

Hi.

Wow. It has been awhile hasn't it bloggers?!  Well a lot has gone on since I last blogged. Haylee hasn't gotten in trouble at school! YAY!! I should reward her..but I haven't it, yet. The bachelorette party was a blast! I obvi drank too much. But it was so much fun! Hanging with all of my cousins! Last weekend was the wedding!! My cousin Sara, the bride, looked beautiful!  Look here is the Happy couple!!  Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Rick(Frank) Suarez! If you are wondering why I called him Frank it is because when Sara first started dating Rick, I honestly thought his name was Frank. So his name just stuck. I even got my mother to think that was his actual name. 


So this past Sunday I have NEVER been so scared in my life. My four year old woke up in the morning and couldn't take a full breath. After every word she spoke she had to stop to take a breath. So I told her to go lay down to try to calm down. I was going to take her and my nephew, Alex, to Splash Universe for a surprise. Well she couldn't calm down so I didn't want to take her without knowing she was going to be alright. So I told the kids we were going to Urgent Care just for a quick second to make sure it was okay for Haylee to go to the water park. So we get there and after a breathing treatment the 'Doctor' says we have to go the Emergency room and that he has already called an ambulance for us. My first thought is 'What did he just say? I cant understand a damn thing he just said." Then I thought "What am I going to do with Alex?" So before I even call my brother to come pick up his son, the paramedics are already there hooking my four year old up to oxygen, and MORE breathing treatments. So I just start to cry. I feel awful for her. After they get her loaded up in the 'Bus,' they decided they needed to get to the Hospital ASAP, so they hit the lights and sirens and got to the hospital fast. I was so scared. 


Long story short I found out she has asthma, which is what she was having, an asthma attack. She also has pneumonia which is what most likely what caused  her attack. She was on oxygen for 2 days and had to take breathing treatments every 2 hours...But now after 3 long days we are finally home and resting.

Thank you to everyone who said a prayer for my little nugget. I greatly appreciate it.


Still not dating. Yay me. Im still working on me!

A whole week down.

Happy Friday everyone. Well here is a little update on Little Miss Haylee Preschool debut. She has NOT gotten in trouble again since that 1st day!! Yay!! It could be because pretty much every day before she gets out of my car I basically threaten her life. But I like to think its because she is actually listening when her teacher tells her to do something. Oh and another little bit of good news...My 4 year old who didn't know how to pump her legs on the swing a week ago now being in school knows how to!! YAY! I have never been more proud of her when she started screaming "MOM, LOOK AT ME PUMPING MY LEGS!!" while at daycare on Wednesday. So my little baby girl is growing up too fast. I need to take her out of school so she doesn't grow up faster then I'm ready for...


Love life?! HA! that's a joke.But I have had an ex text me the other day..and another guy I used to 'know' has been calling and texting me for about a week now...

Just recently I was told by my mother that I am not 'Marrying Material!!' WTF?! Well actually she didn't say it...someone was telling her that I wasn't. But still. That kind of pissed me off. I think I would make a pretty good wife. I mean I cook, I clean(mostly). I am a generally nice person. I am a DAMN good mother, and when push comes to shove I can be a hell of a lover. So tell me Blog readers..what doesn't make me "marrying Material?" People really need to mind their own damn business. I wasn't even present for this conversation to stick up for my self either. But now that I am thinking about it, it really pisses me off!! I want to be happily married one day. To a guy who is not a lying, cheating, good for nothing loser! I want a real man! A man who will love me through thick and thin. A man who thinks I'm beautiful even after I wake up. A guy who will rub my feet or shoulders when I'm having a rough day. A guy to draw me a bubble bath after our kids go to bed so I can finally relax after a long day of taking care of our children and house work or God forbid work! I would willing do the same for him of course...And I think I would make an amazing wife. So to the guy who said I not "Marrying Material" I say you can go to hell, and mind your own damn Business!!!!! 


Alright well my rant is over. Everyone have a great weekend. I know I will!! Bachelorette party tomorrow!! :3

Where oh where.

Where has the time gone?! It feels like just last week I gave birth to my little munchkin.  Just yesterday since she started walking and talking and being mouthy. But no it was 4 years ago and now my little baby just started her first year of school. I mean its preschool but still she is gone for 3 hours on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Its a big step. Now, I knew she would have a little difficult time because I have been with her everyday for the past 4 1/2 years(OMG WHAT?!)and i know well she listens to me. Or my fellow co-workers...or even my family members.  (in case you missed it..that was sarcasm) But I honest to God thought she would at least wait until next week for her teacher to see her true colors...that was certainly not the case. Her first day of school was today...and the first day was not a huge success. Mind you her BFF of all time is also in her class. So when the two of them get together it normally doesnt end well. And sure enough they both got in trouble today for fighting/hitting each other with bean bag chairs!! WHAT?! So they sat in time out...both of them. And that was pretty much all the bad that happened today. Maybe Friday will be a little bit better?! I pray it is better for everyone.

Lets see what else is going on? Not to much. Two friends of mine got married on Saturday!! Congrats Jo and Tom!!! I'm glad I got to spend your special day with you guys!! Love you both!!!


Also my Cousin Seth and his lovely new wife Abby also got married this past weekend! I was unfortunately not able to attend their wedding but judging by the pictures Abby looked beautiful and Seth looked handsome as ever!! I'm sorry I couldn't make it but I love you both and I'm so happy Abby is officially FINALLY part of our family!

I have a canker sore...or rather I bit my lip while eating a tootsie roll..and now I continue to bite it...and it just keeps getting worse. lol 


My love life is currently dried up! I am taking a break from men so I can work on myself. I need to love me before I can ask someone else to do it. So go me!

Thats all for now...Ill keep you updated on Haylee's progress at school...I'm sure it will be very entertaining to you!

Dating like a guy!

I am going to tell you how I think I have dated like a guy!! I am so proud of myself! I want to go out of my way and tell you I am in NO way bashing Don.


Now Let me tell you the story. A while back...Sometime in June he got my phone number from my friend which happens to be his step sister. Which was at first weird, but it surprisingly turned un-weird(not a word) shortly after. So the first time we hung out(which was after a few weeks of talking) I was nervous because 1.) I didn't really know him and 2.) I was just plain nervous. So we hung out. It went well. I met one of his buddies. He was nice. We all had a pretty good time. So we hung out and hooked up a few more times. I never had the "butterfly" feeling when I was heading over there or while I was there. I thought it would come to me after I got to know him better. I mean I thought he was a super nice guy. The friends I met of his were nice. His family was amazing every time I was around. His kids were sweet and loving. And Haylee loved them!


Here it is the end of August and good ol' Facebook tells me he has been hanging out with another girl. And you know that feeling you get when you're told or you read something that hurts? Like you want to be sick, or the feeling of rejection? Well when I read it, I didn't have that feeling!! (Which I am assuming is how it works when men date just for fun!)  I was more annoyed because he spelled so many words wrong(which I corrected, and then proceeded to 'unfriend' him.I don't know, I was probably being a little bit childish on that one, but whatever, I can't take it back now.) But anyways. Don't get me wrong-I was at first upset when he wouldn't just tell me we were over, whatever we were. But then I was thinking about it, I think I just wanted him to want me. Which is NEVER the route to go.

I only have one regret--

So alas, I wish him the best of luck in ALL of his future endeavors! Any women would be lucky to have him. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Good Luck Don! :)

Oh no.

I dont think I have ever said my child was an angel. She hits. She bites. She remembers the bad words people often say. She doesn't like to take baths. She doesn't share very well. She likes Spongebob. And now I must add that she cuts off her hair that has taken me 4 1/2 years to grow out. Let me explain. My child didnt grow any hair until after she was almost 2. I had to get her ears pierced at 10 weeks old because people kept mistaking her for a boy, even when she was in pink! And she had the most beautiful curls. even tho it was like hell trying to get a brush through them. Haylee has only gotten her hair cut 2 times. Once in hopes of it growing. and once more to try to control her dead ends. Now on this 3 time it was cut to fix the damage she had created with a pair of scissors. The Picture above is Haylee 2 weeks ago.

This picture is of Haylee today. :( after probably 6 inches were cut off. I was sad. But she didnt get in trouble(except for playing with the scissors) because when I was a kid I did the same thing...with just my bangs...I didnt like the bangs after I cut them so I tried to cut it all off which made it look like I took a razor to my head. So alas I am stuck with the short hair until it grows out. Thankfully she didnt do anything worse. Like cutting off to the scalp! Or right before picture day at school. Im just sad for her long hair, which I loved.

So I jinxed the "boy." I didnt think it was possible since he seemed to be interested in me. but i managed to mess something else up. And in all reality i dont think it was me who messed anything up. It just wasnt/isnt the right time. Im really not too upset about it. I mean I like him. but its just isnt the right time, right now. And there are lots of fish in the sea, right?! :)

Have a good night everyone.

I wish,,,,

I think its pretty self explanatory...these are things I wish...

-I was 3 inches taller.
-I was thinner
-I didn't have to worry about money.
-my grandparents were still alive.
-that guy didnt pull out in front of me and wreck my car.
-that when you make a baby with someone you should take care of said baby.
-guys were easier to understand.
-I never let Haylee meet him.
-I didn't trust so easily.
-I had better self-esteem.
-I was a better friend.


that all i can think of right now...this is making me depressed...so im done. Have a good night.

Sorry.

So Ive been looking over the past couple of blogs and it looks like I've been pretty bitter about "Country" lol So I am writing this apology.

Ive said lots of mean things about him. He's never treated me like crap, really. He never hit me. He never called me names.He never said bad things about me. He was an over all good guy. I just wanted a guy who shows me affection and he clearly wasnt the one. And im not sure if he totally fucked me over like i said in previous blogs. But i did feel like maybe he just dragged me along for a little while. but whatever this is an apology and I am sorry I said those mean things about you. I hope in the future if we ever happen to run into each other that it wont be too awkward. :)

I wish him all the best in love and life. Im sure he will make some women fantastically happy, it just wont be me.

That being said. I am very much in like with a boy. He likes me too. And I am perfectly happy for the time being. That is all I will say about him for now. :)

Everyone have a good July 31st! :)

Karma or something else?!

So here I am at a parade when my friend tells me some very sad news. That she ran into "Country" the night before and met his new girlfriend!! At first, I was pretty upset. But then I remembered two things. 1. He kinda fucked me over. and 2. I'm talking to a guy who treats me 100 million times better then he ever did. So the sad of it went instantly away. Therefore my weekend was spent with said guy. So Monday comes around and my said friend from above tells me "Country's" new girlfriend is engaged to someone else!!!! Now I let that soak in and while I do I think of two more things. 1. "Karma or Divine intervention"?! and 2. "Man, that really sucks for him, and if we were still on speaking terms I would tell him. But we aren't, so I won't." I'm hoping he thinks about me enough to read this but again I doubt he will.

So this said guy from above is a super nice guy. He is easy to talk to and makes me laugh. That is all I am going to say about him because we just started talking and I dont want to ruin it before it begins! So wish me luck!!!

Ex.

You don't get to call me in the middle of the night just to hear my voice. You don't get to make me feel bad because I don't want to talk to you. You don't get to tell me you miss me. You don't get to ask me if I miss you. You don't get to ask me to come over. You don't get to ask me if I'm happy. You don't get to say you're sorry. You don't get to wait this long and except me to come back. Because I'm not. EVER. I don't want to be with you. Now or ever.

To my ex boyfriends.

errrr

I just want to cry. There is no reason for it. I miss my friends.I miss Country. I need a life. I need to move on. Help me!

Men of the Past

My head is a serious jungle of thoughts right now.

Men of The Past

First off let me tell you all, FUCK YOU. Secondly, I want to thank you for royally fucking me over so I can be the person I am today.  Most of you have played on my feelings and my insecurities. You said what needed to be said to get what you wanted out of me and then left just like the one before. I just cant believe I keep falling for it. Maybe its my own fault. Maybe I am actually attracted to douche bags. Like a signal goes off in my brain when I see one of you and it makes my heart grow fonder. I don't know what it is but it has to stop. My heart has officially been broken and I don't even know why I care so damn much. He wasn't even nice to me. He didn't care about me or my feelings. I was just a girl to him. Someone he wouldn't take to meet his friends or family. Someone he didn't want to date. Yeah well I was falling hard for you. God only knows why. And as I write this I know he wont ever read this. but god why does it keep happening to me. Why cant i find a good man. Someone who will love me for me, love me with my insecurities and all. Love me for my sense of humor, or my wittiness. I guess i'm not the one for you, but I will find the one for me. It may not be today or the next day but I will find someone who loves me even if you dont care about me. Somebody will.
-Jenna

And some of you will read this and think "woe is me" but its my fucking blog and i can write whatever I want. if you dont like it dont read it. (im in that kind of mood right now)
thanks.

Just.My.Damn.Luck.

Dammit! Instead of spending Father's Day with my father (who is not speaking to me), my mother, sister her two kids and Haylee and I went to a water park. Haylee wanted to go down the "big slide" with me. So I told her I would. So we climbed the steps carrying our tube(Haylee calls it a tuba lol). There was no line. So we went right up to the slide I sat down on the tube and the lifeguard basically threw Haylee on my lap but while Haylee fell on my lap she also bent my finger back. SOOOOOOOOO now I am pretty sure it is broken. =/ It is just my damn luck to get hurt like that. I seriously have the WORST luck. So right now my finger is being iced and it is also taped to my middle finger so it will not bend. I want to cry. It hurts. I am also sunburned.

Boys suck. I want to move on from Country but I cant stop thinking about him. It makes me sick. ew. anyway im going to bed.

Owie.

Ouch. All I'm saying is shots suck. I mean alcohol shots are okay. But like actual shots hurt. So I'm sore from this shot I got today. 

So do you ever get that feeling someone is mad at you but you cant remember what you did...if you did anything at all. Well I have that feeling right now. And it kinda pisses me off. Since I know I didn't do anything to this particular person.

Father's day is this Sunday. I don't think we are doing anything for it. Since Haylee's dad is a total dead beat and has never met her(whatever I'm not bitter). And my dad isn't speaking to me at the moment. I'm sure Ill get him a card. But who knows when I will see him next.

We still have that damn tree in our back yard and actually we just had one fall in the driveway the other day. It's a damn good thing I worked on Monday otherwise it would have fallen right on my damn car. Which is broke YET again. I just want to scream!!!! Blah.

Well that is all my ramblings for the day.

Dear Self.

Dear 5 year old self- please don't go into aunt Diane and uncle Tim's shed and spray yourself in the face with blue spray paint..it doesn't feel very good..

Dear 7 year old self-please dont go down to uncle Tim's gym and try to pick up a 40 lbs weight. Your 7 year old arms wont be able to hold it and you WILL drop it on your toe and then in turn you WILL break Aunt Diane and Uncle Tim's kitchen table. And this is probably why you have a phobia of going to the gym when your older.

Dear 8 year old self- go to chuch camp. You will make some awesome friends and make amazing memiories with friends that will last a lifetime

Dear 10 year old self- please dont slip and slide on Dad's sheet metal in the yard when its raining..it is very slippery and you will fall and slice your knee open.  You will need 18 stitches and you wont have any feeling in that knee.

Dear 14 year old self-please dont go out on that balcony at the party. You will fall and crush 2 of your vertabreas. And in turn you will forever have back pain. and that sucks.

Dear 16 year old self- get that job at Cabelas. you will meet some pretty awesome people and some pretty miserable ones as well. And you will also grow a tough skin.

Dear 17 year old self- Dont take all those tylenol. No boy is worth your life. And it is no one elses fault. it was your own.

Dear 18 year old self-Go out to all the clubs with your girlfriends. That is the stuff you need to do. Also dont skip so much school. You almost dont graduate because you skipped so much so dont do it.

Dear 20 year old self-Do sleep with Jon. You might think your life is over at the time..but she turns out to be the best thing to ever happen to you and your life.

Dear 21 year old self-dont drink too much on your birthday. You will not remember most of that night and that will scare you.

Dear 23 year old self- Please dont crash and ruin your first car. Because when you first got it you didnt like it...but now you love it and then its ruin because some idiot pulled out in front of you. So drive carefully.

Dear 24 year old self- hey. You have had your heart broken a few times, and I'm sure it wont be the last. But you get stronger. Your daughter is the best thing in your life and you need to worry about her. No one else right now. And good luck with the rest of your life, 24 year old me!

More stuff I hate.

I hate when its dark and someone turns the light on without notice.
I hate speed bumps.
I hate when people talk on the phone while checking out at grocery store/fast food place.
I hate people who honk their horn at other people when they get pissed.
I hate when you run out of toilet paper.
I hate people who swear when there are children around.
I hate people who answer their phone in the movie theather.
I hate mosquito bites.
I hate when people ask me who I'm texting/talking to.
I hate when I tell a funny story and then someone says "I guess you had to be there."
I hate when people don't cover their mouths while sneezing and/or coughing.
I hate when people say "what's up" instead of "Hi."
I hate guys who wear Skinny jeans.
I hate when people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.
I hate when someone doesn't really know the lyrics to a song so they make up or mumble the song.
I hate people who wear bluetooths.
I hate when people leave their Christmas lights up all year.
I hate when gas stations charge extra for gas when you pay with a credit card.
I hate when people walk super slow in front of me.
I hate parents who put their kids on leashes.
I hate PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
I hate when people pee on the seat and don't wipe it off.
I hate when someone chooses a boyfriend or girlfriend over their friends.
I hate when girls make the "duck face."
I hate when people make fun of Justin Bieber just because they are jealous of his success. :)
I hate when teenagers have no respect for anything or anyone.
I hate when I get sun burnt and then my skin peels.
I hate guys whose arms are overly huge.
I hate when peoples first and last names rhyme.


:)

Rain. rain. go. away.

As most of you know the world was supposed to end Saturday, May 21st...it didn't. Thank god, Otherwise it would have made a mockery of the movie 2012! That Saturday I spent most of the day with little miss Haylee. But then that night I went out for my best friend's birthday. We went to a baseball game. And boy was there drama there. Not purposely we stood next to the biggest doucher I ever had the dis-pleasure of knowing. His overly orange tan body and stud earrings the size of golf balls just screamed "I'm a Fucking Loser." And if my beer hadn't cost me 7 bucks I would have thrown it at him. It rained. =/ but other then that it was an okay night! My little champ of a nephew turned 7 on Wednesday and My niece turned 2 on Sunday.

Boys? you ask. No one really has grabbed my attention lately. I still miss Country but that is long over. My best friend and I decided that we are going through a mid life crisis because we have recently been attracted to gingers. =/ Those words are easier to type then say out loud. So if anyone was to ask me I would deny it until I turned blue in the face. So don't bother! lol My lent give up is FINALLY over. I mean its been over for a while now...just forgot to mention it! It was pretty good/fun, I guess. Ive been thinking about the guy it was with...that is it.

Well that's all for now. I hope everyone has a great Memorial Day weekend! I plan too ;D

Life is crazy.

Well first and foremost hello!! I've been gone for a little while. Not because I didn't have anything to write about but because so much has gone on. Lets see. Since I was last here I'm sure I've hung around with some new people and the same old friends I'm always with. I'm sure it was fun.  I just cant remember it because it has been a while.

Now to get to the reason for my hiatus. My now 7 year old nephew was in a little bit of an accident. He tried to jump on the back of a lawn mower and he slipped and fell and his pinky and next toe were cut off. and then his leg was sliced as well. He has to get a skin graft on it sometime next week.  He has been such a trooper through all of this. He is a champ! I'm so proud of him. His mom and my brother have been great through all of this as well!

As said on facebook there is soo much stuff going on this summer that I am so excited for it to start. This weekend I am going to a Mud Hens game.(drinking) Next weekend my best friends and I are celebrating 10 years of drinking, by you guessed it, getting drunk! The weekend after is my cousins wedding! (more drinking) Then there are some more weddings and bachlorette parties, and more drinking and spending lots of time with the friends that I love!

That's about all I can think of right now. Plus Grey's Anatomy is on! Have a good night.
 

Sad day.

Well it's not really all that sad...except I have to spend lots of money on my car. im going to make a short story long. Last night i went to taco bell so i would have lunch for today. I put it in the fridge went to bed. I was woken up at 430 a.m. by my mother telling me the power was out...i didnt need to be up until 7 not sure why she did that exactly. but anywho..i woke up at 7 got ready in the dark, put my makeup on in the dark which was no easy task. Then i went to grab my food and everything in the fridge is warm so i decided to leave a little early to swing into town and get some subway. Got my subway took a dirt/potholey road to get to work. on my way there my breaks STOP WORKING! So im driving on an incredibly crappy road to begin with and now my brakes dont work. DAMN IT! So now its in the shop getting fixed while i am getting raped by the mechanic. :(

I must have of really pissed someone off, Because Karma is paying me back these past 2 days.  My ass still hurts for those who read this. I have been in lots of pain.

On a good note...Country and I facebooked kinda today...no actual talking just facebook status chit chat. I still miss him. damn him

I'm a dumb ass.

So for the past 2 days it has rained non-stop. So obviously our 15 year old neglected deck will most likely be slippery. What do I do? I decided to wear flip flops to grab my daughters bike that we forgot to put away the night before. So far so good. I take one step down the stairs and lose my balance and fall right on my ass down two steps. I thought i was going to throw up it hurt so bad. :( so here I am 8 hours later still hurting and can not sit on my ass! Yup I am a dumb ass! I need some painkillers or something. I dont know how i'm getting to work tomorrow..damn it rain I hate you. You have wore out your welcome in Michigan. Now go away.

Also I can not wait for Friday for this royal wedding to be over!! Its over rated.

Mr. Crabs just said '5 dollars for a de-icking.' which is what my friends used to say when we were horny. that we needed a dickin. lol ahhh good times!

Still haven't heard from Country. :(

uhhh

Lets see. It's been a few minutes since I was here last. Two of my best friends came home for Easter. Friday we went out to the bar. Drank a little too much, and took lots of pictures to prove that point. Saturday was a beautiful day so that night we decided to have a bonfire that no one really showed up to, but it was fun none the less. Sunday was Easter. (Happy Easter everyone!!) I went to church for the 1st time in like 4 years. My mom asked me to go and I figured I should go, so I went. My kid was bad..but then again she has never been to church before and was sure how to act. So anyways Sunday I went and did family stuff which I love doing. No one got into a fight. We all left stuffed and happy!

So here I am sitting at home watching 'Baby Mama' thinking about my life currently. I'm happy, mostly healthy and loving life. I mean I wished I had a better paying job that would help me to move out...which the only thing stopping me from doing that is me. I want to go back to school..but I don't know if I have the energy. I want to lose some weight.(who doesn't) I want to find the man of my dreams and fall madly in love with him and make babies with him. Thought I found him...clearly did not.

I'll tell you about him. My boss had had an annual Halloween party for the past I dont know 4 years. And I have attended all but the 1st one. So last year she introduces me to her cousin...we will call him Country. So Country and I have been talking since September. On New Years we finally hooked up and that was when I realized I was madly in like with him. We talked everyday for months. Spent some time together which I thought were pretty good times. Blah blah blah long story short he finally told me he liked me but then proceeded to tell me that we would never to be able to date because we would fight too much and it wouldn't be good for our children. (he has a son and i obviously have a daughter) and our personalities would clash.He also told me that I would get sick of him. Like he already knows what I'm going to think of him. yadda yadda yadda Needless to say we have drifted apart. I miss him terribly which is stupid....and it makes me incredibly sad to not talk to him or see him.

Thats all I guess. now I'm kinda sad just think about it...blah

Dont get me wrong I have many other prospects but none that I have real feelings for like I do with Country. 

Oh My.

So Haylee and I had dinner with some amazing friends today. Friend 1 we will call her Bomb Diggity. and friend 2 we will call her Weave. So Weave has a son (D-man) who is 4 years old. We are eating our pizza when my child decides to throw a very hard plastic baby toy at D-man. He screams...and I mean screams at the top of his lungs, like someone has chopped off one of his fingers, and then comes running into the living room. I feel so awful for D-man- haylee had to stand in the corner. Finally he calmed down and D-man and Haylee are friends once again!! Bomb Diggity, Weave and I start to watch an amazing movie(The girl with the Dragon Tattoo-I suggest everyone watches it) while the kids play upstairs.

By the end of the movie the kids are looking at a magazine, discussing their marriage to each other, how many houses they will live in, and who will live with them while they are married!! These kids are 4 years old!!! Crazy kids! So anyways after the movie Weave and Bomb diggity are talking about the kids when Bomb Diggity tells Weave to tell me a couple stories about D-man.  Apparently D-man likes to pick his scabs..what kid doesn't...hell what adult doesn't like to pick a scab every now and again. Anyway Weave has told D-man if he keeps picking the scab on his finger, his finger will fall off!!! Then he points out that he has a red mark on this finger with the scab, and what does Weave say to him "thats how it starts D-man!!" Needless to say he freaks out! Starts running around the house thinking his finger is about to fall off! Poor kid. So Weave has to tackle D-man to get him to calm down. Weave is laughing so hard she can't even tell the poor kid that she was just kidding.  Then she proceeds to tell me that the other day D-man kept lying to her. While Weave was looking at a magazine she says to D-man "you will look like this if you keep lying." What was the picture you ask...it was one of those advertisements for the children in Africa with the cleft palates! D-man just kind of looked at the picture with an eyebrow raised. But she said he has yet to lie to her since that day! Mother of the Year right there!

Well that was the day I had today! I needed a good laugh and I got it. lol thanks Bomb diggity and Weave! You guys are the best!!

Things I Hate...

So I was watching reruns of Tosh.0 and he does a segment called "I hate" videos. So here is a list of things I hate!

I hate commercials.

I hate people who don't wave after I let them in while driving.

I hate people who chomp food when they are chewing.

I hate wearing a bra.

I hate people who lie.

I hate being ignored.

I hate people who thinks it's fun to make fun of others.

I hate people who touch little kids.

I hate douche bag guys who think they are Gods gift to women.

I hate little yelpy dogs.

I hate when people tan too much.

I hate when I bite my cheek and then keep biting it.

I hate when I sleep with a guy and they dont call me the next day.

I hate how I feel the next day after I drink too much the night before.

I hate gravel roads.

I hate the smell of the country.

I hate shaving.

I hate people who use improper English.

I hate getting texts that only say "k."

I hate people who are racist, sexist, bigots, and homophobes. 

I hate dead beat dads.

I hate people who zig zag through traffic.

I hate lazy people who can't walk their cart to the cart corral.

I hate people who say "like" all the time.

I hate people who won't say they are sorry when they are wrong or hurt peoples feelings.

I hate people who don't know the difference between there, their and they're & its and it's.

I hate when people put a "s" on the end of a name of a store when it doesn't belong there. (ie Meijers, Walmarts.)

well that's all I can think of. Maybe tomorrow I will make a list of all the stuff I love!! :)

Good Night

my day today.

well today started as normal Mondays do. Slowly. I was extra tired this morning after a weekend full of insomnia. I worked. Kids were good, nothing particularly nasty happened-until I got home. I made breakfast for dinner, when I decided my child needed to take a bath before she went to bed. So I put her in the bath and as she is in there she yells "MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM, I'm done going poop"!(she is still learning to wipe herself) so I head into the bathroom and what do I find?! My child has decided that her poop is best on the walls and floor! I just stood there not knowing what to say. This is the same child who still eats and wipes her boogers on things/people. You would think by now I would be used to all of her nastiness! I am not. but I love her to death and I wouldn't have her any other way! Her nastiness and all! :)

Oh yeah, A very special Happy Birthday to my older sister, Jessica! :D

we are apparently a set of "hoebag" sisters. go us! hehe

welcome. about me.

Hello.Welcome to my blog. My name is Jenna. I am 24 years old. I'm a single mother of a very energetic 4 year old little girl. She is my life. I live in a very small town in Michigan. I work at a day care and I love it!! I love kids(even the bratty ones). They know how to brighten up my gloomy days. I'm not a depressing person by any means. But when I'm down, I'm down and when I'm happy Dammit I'm happy.

I have an amazing family and incredible friends. They make my life complete. I don't know what I would do without them. 

I've had heart broken once or twice. And I'm 100% sure it will happen again. I am random. This blog will probably be a total random hot mess about my life, my friends lives, and the many men in my life, and maybe even current events! What ever my little heart desires!

Well anyways..welcome to my blog. And I hope you either learn something from My Boring Life or at the very least get a good laugh at my expense! I will be as brutally honest as I can be! Sorry people in my life but you've been warned! :) hehe