Oh My.

So Haylee and I had dinner with some amazing friends today. Friend 1 we will call her Bomb Diggity. and friend 2 we will call her Weave. So Weave has a son (D-man) who is 4 years old. We are eating our pizza when my child decides to throw a very hard plastic baby toy at D-man. He screams...and I mean screams at the top of his lungs, like someone has chopped off one of his fingers, and then comes running into the living room. I feel so awful for D-man- haylee had to stand in the corner. Finally he calmed down and D-man and Haylee are friends once again!! Bomb Diggity, Weave and I start to watch an amazing movie(The girl with the Dragon Tattoo-I suggest everyone watches it) while the kids play upstairs.

By the end of the movie the kids are looking at a magazine, discussing their marriage to each other, how many houses they will live in, and who will live with them while they are married!! These kids are 4 years old!!! Crazy kids! So anyways after the movie Weave and Bomb diggity are talking about the kids when Bomb Diggity tells Weave to tell me a couple stories about D-man.  Apparently D-man likes to pick his scabs..what kid doesn't...hell what adult doesn't like to pick a scab every now and again. Anyway Weave has told D-man if he keeps picking the scab on his finger, his finger will fall off!!! Then he points out that he has a red mark on this finger with the scab, and what does Weave say to him "thats how it starts D-man!!" Needless to say he freaks out! Starts running around the house thinking his finger is about to fall off! Poor kid. So Weave has to tackle D-man to get him to calm down. Weave is laughing so hard she can't even tell the poor kid that she was just kidding.  Then she proceeds to tell me that the other day D-man kept lying to her. While Weave was looking at a magazine she says to D-man "you will look like this if you keep lying." What was the picture you ask...it was one of those advertisements for the children in Africa with the cleft palates! D-man just kind of looked at the picture with an eyebrow raised. But she said he has yet to lie to her since that day! Mother of the Year right there!

Well that was the day I had today! I needed a good laugh and I got it. lol thanks Bomb diggity and Weave! You guys are the best!!