Sad day.

Well it's not really all that sad...except I have to spend lots of money on my car. im going to make a short story long. Last night i went to taco bell so i would have lunch for today. I put it in the fridge went to bed. I was woken up at 430 a.m. by my mother telling me the power was out...i didnt need to be up until 7 not sure why she did that exactly. but anywho..i woke up at 7 got ready in the dark, put my makeup on in the dark which was no easy task. Then i went to grab my food and everything in the fridge is warm so i decided to leave a little early to swing into town and get some subway. Got my subway took a dirt/potholey road to get to work. on my way there my breaks STOP WORKING! So im driving on an incredibly crappy road to begin with and now my brakes dont work. DAMN IT! So now its in the shop getting fixed while i am getting raped by the mechanic. :(

I must have of really pissed someone off, Because Karma is paying me back these past 2 days.  My ass still hurts for those who read this. I have been in lots of pain.

On a good note...Country and I facebooked kinda today...no actual talking just facebook status chit chat. I still miss him. damn him

I'm a dumb ass.

So for the past 2 days it has rained non-stop. So obviously our 15 year old neglected deck will most likely be slippery. What do I do? I decided to wear flip flops to grab my daughters bike that we forgot to put away the night before. So far so good. I take one step down the stairs and lose my balance and fall right on my ass down two steps. I thought i was going to throw up it hurt so bad. :( so here I am 8 hours later still hurting and can not sit on my ass! Yup I am a dumb ass! I need some painkillers or something. I dont know how i'm getting to work tomorrow..damn it rain I hate you. You have wore out your welcome in Michigan. Now go away.

Also I can not wait for Friday for this royal wedding to be over!! Its over rated.

Mr. Crabs just said '5 dollars for a de-icking.' which is what my friends used to say when we were horny. that we needed a dickin. lol ahhh good times!

Still haven't heard from Country. :(

uhhh

Lets see. It's been a few minutes since I was here last. Two of my best friends came home for Easter. Friday we went out to the bar. Drank a little too much, and took lots of pictures to prove that point. Saturday was a beautiful day so that night we decided to have a bonfire that no one really showed up to, but it was fun none the less. Sunday was Easter. (Happy Easter everyone!!) I went to church for the 1st time in like 4 years. My mom asked me to go and I figured I should go, so I went. My kid was bad..but then again she has never been to church before and was sure how to act. So anyways Sunday I went and did family stuff which I love doing. No one got into a fight. We all left stuffed and happy!

So here I am sitting at home watching 'Baby Mama' thinking about my life currently. I'm happy, mostly healthy and loving life. I mean I wished I had a better paying job that would help me to move out...which the only thing stopping me from doing that is me. I want to go back to school..but I don't know if I have the energy. I want to lose some weight.(who doesn't) I want to find the man of my dreams and fall madly in love with him and make babies with him. Thought I found him...clearly did not.

I'll tell you about him. My boss had had an annual Halloween party for the past I dont know 4 years. And I have attended all but the 1st one. So last year she introduces me to her cousin...we will call him Country. So Country and I have been talking since September. On New Years we finally hooked up and that was when I realized I was madly in like with him. We talked everyday for months. Spent some time together which I thought were pretty good times. Blah blah blah long story short he finally told me he liked me but then proceeded to tell me that we would never to be able to date because we would fight too much and it wouldn't be good for our children. (he has a son and i obviously have a daughter) and our personalities would clash.He also told me that I would get sick of him. Like he already knows what I'm going to think of him. yadda yadda yadda Needless to say we have drifted apart. I miss him terribly which is stupid....and it makes me incredibly sad to not talk to him or see him.

Thats all I guess. now I'm kinda sad just think about it...blah

Dont get me wrong I have many other prospects but none that I have real feelings for like I do with Country. 

Oh My.

So Haylee and I had dinner with some amazing friends today. Friend 1 we will call her Bomb Diggity. and friend 2 we will call her Weave. So Weave has a son (D-man) who is 4 years old. We are eating our pizza when my child decides to throw a very hard plastic baby toy at D-man. He screams...and I mean screams at the top of his lungs, like someone has chopped off one of his fingers, and then comes running into the living room. I feel so awful for D-man- haylee had to stand in the corner. Finally he calmed down and D-man and Haylee are friends once again!! Bomb Diggity, Weave and I start to watch an amazing movie(The girl with the Dragon Tattoo-I suggest everyone watches it) while the kids play upstairs.

By the end of the movie the kids are looking at a magazine, discussing their marriage to each other, how many houses they will live in, and who will live with them while they are married!! These kids are 4 years old!!! Crazy kids! So anyways after the movie Weave and Bomb diggity are talking about the kids when Bomb Diggity tells Weave to tell me a couple stories about D-man.  Apparently D-man likes to pick his scabs..what kid doesn't...hell what adult doesn't like to pick a scab every now and again. Anyway Weave has told D-man if he keeps picking the scab on his finger, his finger will fall off!!! Then he points out that he has a red mark on this finger with the scab, and what does Weave say to him "thats how it starts D-man!!" Needless to say he freaks out! Starts running around the house thinking his finger is about to fall off! Poor kid. So Weave has to tackle D-man to get him to calm down. Weave is laughing so hard she can't even tell the poor kid that she was just kidding.  Then she proceeds to tell me that the other day D-man kept lying to her. While Weave was looking at a magazine she says to D-man "you will look like this if you keep lying." What was the picture you ask...it was one of those advertisements for the children in Africa with the cleft palates! D-man just kind of looked at the picture with an eyebrow raised. But she said he has yet to lie to her since that day! Mother of the Year right there!

Well that was the day I had today! I needed a good laugh and I got it. lol thanks Bomb diggity and Weave! You guys are the best!!

Things I Hate...

So I was watching reruns of Tosh.0 and he does a segment called "I hate" videos. So here is a list of things I hate!

I hate commercials.

I hate people who don't wave after I let them in while driving.

I hate people who chomp food when they are chewing.

I hate wearing a bra.

I hate people who lie.

I hate being ignored.

I hate people who thinks it's fun to make fun of others.

I hate people who touch little kids.

I hate douche bag guys who think they are Gods gift to women.

I hate little yelpy dogs.

I hate when people tan too much.

I hate when I bite my cheek and then keep biting it.

I hate when I sleep with a guy and they dont call me the next day.

I hate how I feel the next day after I drink too much the night before.

I hate gravel roads.

I hate the smell of the country.

I hate shaving.

I hate people who use improper English.

I hate getting texts that only say "k."

I hate people who are racist, sexist, bigots, and homophobes. 

I hate dead beat dads.

I hate people who zig zag through traffic.

I hate lazy people who can't walk their cart to the cart corral.

I hate people who say "like" all the time.

I hate people who won't say they are sorry when they are wrong or hurt peoples feelings.

I hate people who don't know the difference between there, their and they're & its and it's.

I hate when people put a "s" on the end of a name of a store when it doesn't belong there. (ie Meijers, Walmarts.)

well that's all I can think of. Maybe tomorrow I will make a list of all the stuff I love!! :)

Good Night

my day today.

well today started as normal Mondays do. Slowly. I was extra tired this morning after a weekend full of insomnia. I worked. Kids were good, nothing particularly nasty happened-until I got home. I made breakfast for dinner, when I decided my child needed to take a bath before she went to bed. So I put her in the bath and as she is in there she yells "MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM, I'm done going poop"!(she is still learning to wipe herself) so I head into the bathroom and what do I find?! My child has decided that her poop is best on the walls and floor! I just stood there not knowing what to say. This is the same child who still eats and wipes her boogers on things/people. You would think by now I would be used to all of her nastiness! I am not. but I love her to death and I wouldn't have her any other way! Her nastiness and all! :)

Oh yeah, A very special Happy Birthday to my older sister, Jessica! :D

we are apparently a set of "hoebag" sisters. go us! hehe

welcome. about me.

Hello.Welcome to my blog. My name is Jenna. I am 24 years old. I'm a single mother of a very energetic 4 year old little girl. She is my life. I live in a very small town in Michigan. I work at a day care and I love it!! I love kids(even the bratty ones). They know how to brighten up my gloomy days. I'm not a depressing person by any means. But when I'm down, I'm down and when I'm happy Dammit I'm happy.

I have an amazing family and incredible friends. They make my life complete. I don't know what I would do without them. 

I've had heart broken once or twice. And I'm 100% sure it will happen again. I am random. This blog will probably be a total random hot mess about my life, my friends lives, and the many men in my life, and maybe even current events! What ever my little heart desires!

Well anyways..welcome to my blog. And I hope you either learn something from My Boring Life or at the very least get a good laugh at my expense! I will be as brutally honest as I can be! Sorry people in my life but you've been warned! :) hehe